Missing teaspoons

13Apr09

I tried to bring this serious issue to prominence on an up-and-coming blog but was ignored for some reason. No matter, I am a forgiving sort.

Basic culinary equipment continues to disappear despite years of individual, ignored comments by those who could have stopped this abuse. But, now, a friend is teaspoonless and has resorted to stirring tea with forks. I have sent her an emergency set but this can not continue. I have limited resources in the USA-led decline of cutlery.

On the case

The case of the disappearing teaspoons: longitudinal cohort study of the displacement of teaspoons in an Australian research institute

Megan S C Lim, research assistant1, Margaret E Hellard, director1, Campbell K Aitken, senior research officer1

1 Centre for Epidemiology and Population Health Research, Macfarlane Burnet Institute for Medical Research and Public Health, GPO box 2284, Melbourne, Victoria, 3001, Australia

Correspondence to: C K Aitken aitken@burnet.edu.au

Abstract

Objectives To determine the overall rate of loss of workplace teaspoons and whether attrition and displacement are correlated with the relative value of the teaspoons or type of tearoom.

Design Longitudinal cohort study.

Setting Research institute employing about 140 people.

Subjects 70 discreetly numbered teaspoons placed in tearooms around the institute and observed weekly over five months.

Main outcome measures Incidence of teaspoon loss per 100 teaspoon years and teaspoon half life.

Results 56 (80%) of the 70 teaspoons disappeared during the study. The half life of the teaspoons was 81 days. The half life of teaspoons in communal tearooms (42 days) was significantly shorter than for those in rooms associated with particular research groups (77 days). The rate of loss was not influenced by the teaspoons’ value. The incidence of teaspoon loss over the period of observation was 360.62 per 100 teaspoon years. At this rate, an estimated 250 teaspoons would need to be purchased annually to maintain a practical institute-wide population of 70 teaspoons.

Conclusions The loss of workplace teaspoons was rapid, showing that their availability, and hence office culture in general, is constantly threatened.

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/331/7531/1498?ijkey=cda0bd4cfc8e352751962b7fad0002387d33351a&keytype2=tf_ipsecsha

Well, blow me down with a feather. If you wish, you can follow the discussion with the additional links and discover that -

Disappearing teaspoons : Teaspoons may reappear

This is from 2005 yet nothing, nothing has been done to recover our brave teaspoons. An inquiry is demanded forthwith.


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  1. 1 Stu on April 13, 2009 said:

    Is this serious?

    I love the idea of teaspoons having a measurable half-life… :-)

  2. 2 ladytizzy on April 14, 2009 said:

    Deadly serious. For too long, ball-point pens, paper clips and remote controls have been disappearing without comment.

    Now we have the bees going and one of the UK’s most loved writers took up the cause – my hero, Russell T Davies. I am hoping this will reach out to Stephen Moffatt who will take up the cause of the missing teaspoons.

    Failing that, it’s down to (I can hardly bear it myself) – the launch of TeaspoonsReunited.


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